You Know You Are A ChatAddict When:

When you can type faster that you can move your lips.

When you suddenly remember you haven't seen your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse for 2 weeks?

When you spell sleep deprivation "hdfsl jhudsisjx."

After looking at room lists for a half-hour, you realize "A sex life" is _NOT_ a chat room.

When you realize "sex" is _NOT_ a suffix of "cyber."

When you believe someone actually hears you "Laughing Out Loud" when you type "LOL, LOL, LOL."

While talking to a friend on the telephone, instead of actually laughing, you start saying "LOL, LOL, LOL."

When your spouse speaks to you and you wonder who that annoying person is who's distracting your from typing to your friends on line.

While at the grocery check-out you notice your fingers tapping out sentences on imaginary keys while you're asking the checker about prices.

You think you may be falling in love with your mouse.

An addition by Strawberries

You Know You're a Chat Addict When- your non chat friends recognize your chat friends by their chat nicks and don't ask questions when you start to talk about people called <insert various animals or strange phrases here>

Any one got any more just E-Mail me at melrae@hotmail.com

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