Title: Never?
Author/pseudonym: Melrae
Email address: melrae@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Levon/Joey

Status: NEW
Date: November 15, 1999
Archive: Sure if there is one I'm putting it up on my page too.
Archive author: Melrae
Archive email address: melrae@hotmail.com
Series/Sequel: Nope not gonna happen <g>
Other website: http://members.tripod.com/~Melrae/hallway.html (maybe not
today but with in the week)

Disclaimers: I don't own them. They belong to Jay Bernstein and Michael
Butler and Columbia Pictures . I don't want to give them back. Do I have to?
<pout, sigh> I promise to return them in good condition. Tired, but healthy.
<EG>

Notes: Thanks to Tera for betaing this for me on the IRC and James for
getting me hooked to HK.
Summary: Levon finds out that Joey has never done something.

Warnings: This is _not_ a Centaur Universe story.

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"Stop, just stop it LaFiamma. Just where are you putting that?"

"What? This isn't were I'm supposed to put it?"

"Not right now it's got to be wet or it'll start burning or worse if you do
that with it dry."

"I warned you Lundy, I never did this before."

"How can you say you've never done this LaFiamma? I would have thought that
with the size of your family you would have done this a few times."

"Well the family was so big that I was able to get out of it. You know if
anyone asked I just said I did it the other day or I helped someone do it."

"Well didn't anyone ever say that you didn't do it."

"Nope I was always doing other things for them so if I asked them to say
that I had done it with them they backed me up."

"Well what about  when you lived on your own? Surely you would have done it
for yourself at least."

"Nope I never needed to."

"What about all those women you dated. They wouldn't put up with that. I can
name at least three women you dated that wouldn't appreciate that."

"They didn't. That's why we never went out more than a couple of times."

"So that's why you've come crawling to me?"

"You're my partner Lundy. I know you'll take really good care of me. I'll
just die if I have to go back to work in this state."

"I should just let you. It'd serve you right." (sigh) "Alright then come on
everything you need is back here."

"Thanks, cowboy." LaFiamma took off his shirt.

"Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm not going to wear this while I'm doing it, Lundy."

"Then we can do it more than once. I'm not having you run around here stark
naked."

"What if I want to run around here naked? Of course if you wanted me to I
could just stay in the bedroom."

"LaFiamma, what are you doing?"

"Making sure you have everything you need done too. It makes sense to
combine our efforts."

"I just did this last night. (pause) Mmmmm don't stop."

"Thought you'd never say that partner."

"Well... Oh yeah... I never thought... Right there... You'd tell me you
couldn't do laundry."

The End