Title: How Sex Toys Are Really Made
Author: Melrae (melrae@netzero.net)
Archive: Yes for M_A archive all others please ask
Category: Humor
Series: Budget Cuts #3
Rating: R
Warnings: This hasn't been Betaed proceed at your own risk. Remove food and
drink from the area.
Summary: The boys find out how some toys are really made
Feedback: Sure
Other Web page:  http://members.tripod.com/~Melrae/hallway.html
Notes: Well I sure didn't think when I wrote Yoda, Office Assistant that
there would be a sequel or even a series (that is if 3 stories make a
series). Many thanks to everyone who has sent me feedback, and the IRC gang
who have listened to me whine, and moan about this and any other fic I've
been working on at any point in time.

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**Knock, Knock**

"Master, someone is at the door."

"I know Obi-Wan, see who it is would you. I'm too tired to."

"You aren't the only one, Master. I mean you didn't have to try _that_
position last night. I thought you were going do dislocate something vital."

**Knock, Knock** "Come on you two. I'm not gonna stand out here all day like
a Gungan doorman. Master Yoda has your assignments for today." Master Windu
shouted.

"Oh great." The two Jedi put on their robes and let Windu in the apartment.
"What is it this time. I don't fancy being chased through the Senate again."
Obi-Wan pouted.

"Don't worry. Master Yoda called a council meeting last night after he came
back from a date of some sort. He decided to take Planetary Pleasures up on
their offer of a Jedi line of sex toys. Based on the response that you two
received the other day Yoda thinks you two should be the first models."

"What sort of sex toys, Mace?" Qui-Gon asked.

"The usual, dildos, vibators, an endorsed selection of sex toys, like butt
plugs,  anal beads, flavored lubes,  and a blow up doll."

"Are we gonna endorse a holovid line as well?"

"No, Master Yoda has been handling that for centuries. He records just about
every sexual activity in the temple and releases them to various monarchs."

"Alright then how hard can it be." Obi-Wan said.

Mace just smirked, "You'll see."

As they left the Jedi Temple they were stopped by Yoda. "Ah, Mace.  Join the
model line you will. Much demand for you there is. Must go or late for work
I'll be." Yoda dashed off towards the Senate offices.

Once the trio of Jedi reached the Planetary Pleasures Sex Toy Factory they
were ushered into an office where a variety of sex toys were on display. A
short dark haired woman wearing a white lab coat entered. "Ahh you must be
the Jedi Yoda promised us. Stand in the middle of the room and remove all of
your clothes. Just fold them and leave the on the table. You won't need them
for the rest of the day." She slowly walked around each of the making notes
on her pad.

"Mmm you must be Obi-Wan." She said to the Padawan eyeing him with a lot of
lust, "Yes, you will definitely do for a dildo and sex doll model maybe even
some jewelry too." She teased the tip of her finger along Obi-Wan's nipple,
"this would look nice with a nipple ring adorning it," down to his flaccid
cock. "I can't wait to see what it looks like hard. We should make a bundle.
You might want to ask Yoda to release your sex holos now. Many people would
pay a lot of credits for them."

Obi-Wan had a shocked stare on his face, his mouth slightly open. "you'll
need to open your mouth a bit more stud muffin if you want us to make a
proper plaster molding of your ultra kissable assets." The woman said
caressing the Padawan's lips with her finger.


She then turned her attention to Qui-Gon, "Yoda has told me a bit about you.
An endurance cream you will endorse, as well as some oils, and edible
underwear, and I think a special line of massage items." She paused, "Yes, a
beginners kit. 'Masterful Massage for beginners.' Perfect."

Before turning to the last member of the group she motioned for Obi-Wan and
Qui-Gon to set on one of the couches. "Now, Master Mace, I like how that
sounds. Very forceful and hot. I think I'll turn you loose in the bondage
department, just follow the red line and they will take very good care of
you."

She turned back to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, "Now boys, just follow me and you'll
find out exactly how those dildos and vibrators are made." With a Cheshire
cat like grin she went to a blue door and opened it. Motioning for the two
men to go ahead into the room.

Their eyes bulged out as they saw row upon row of dildos. There were lines
of the dildos moving above them to bins where an assembly line of men and
women rubbed pigments or just painted the fake members before passing them
to the next person. Some were set aside and other people were inserting
vibration parts into holes in the base of the dildos.

"As you can see we still do much of the work by hand. Planetary Pleasures
believes that this ensures the best quality in the finished product." She
led the Jedi to a drape covered alcove. "for the dildos we will go with the
complete molding. This involves you getting hard and then straddling those
plexi-tubes while the molding techs pour plaster into the tube until your
cock and ass are covered. This is about the area that a loincloth would
cover. This means you have to stay hard until the plaster sets. This takes
about 10 to 15 minutes. Now do you need me to send for a 'fluffer' or are
you able to handle that aspect yourselves." She leered.

"Umm" Qui-Gon began blushing slightly, "I think Obi-Wan and myself can
handle that part of it."

"Oh well our loss." She said disappointedly, "Oh one more thing, please
don't come in the plaster it would destroy the casting and we would have to
do it again." The woman left to oversee the dildo assembly line.

"So Master I guess we need to be doing something about now?"  Obi-Wan
dropped gracefully to his knees and began to suck his master's cock to
hardness. Sliding his tongue along the lengthening shaft. Obi-Wan gently
fondled Qui-Gon's balls, when he noticed the slight tightening that meant
his lover was about to come Obi-Wan began to engulf the hard cock until
Obi-Wan had the whole, perfect, shaft in him orally swallowing the evidence
of his Master's completion.

"Obi-Wan you were supposed to keep me hard not let me come." Qui-Gon panted
exhaustedly.

Obi-Wan grinned roguishly, "Opps, sorry Master. Guess I'll have to try
again. At least you'll stay hard long enough to make a good cock cast."

"Mmm, I believe turnabout is fair play then. My dear Padawan." Qui-Gon
grabbed the youngster and began to enjoy his treat, while Obi-Wan moved
around to begin round 2 on his master. Neither one noticed the cameras that
recorded their sex play.

In a monitor filled room were scenes of Mace testing the various pieces of
bondage equipment, and Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon sucking each other off. As the
day progressed the President of Planetary Pleasures Inc. had the entire
endorsement line plus the start of some very good holos she wouldn't have to
bargain with Yoda for the rights to. Just as she was about to turn off the
lights and leave the com unit starting ringing.

"Planetary Pleasures, this is the President speaking what can I do for you?"
she said sweetly into the speaker unit.

"Start by saying what you are wearing you can."

"Yoda, you know perfectly well I'm in a one of a kind easy access, ready for
fucking, business cat suit, sapphire blue if you must know."

"Stop by the temple you will. Discuss the holos you made we shall. Maybe
fool around we can."

The woman smiled, "As you wish, Master."

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The End

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